What I'm thankful for: July 31

Today I'm thankful for...

Jellybeans!

Today is Jump for Jellybeans Day. I don't know why I have to jump for them. It might be because the jellybean machine I have in my office is on a tall shelf that I can't quite reach, but how would the creators of this day have known that?

If you don't like jellybeans, then I'd like to know why. They come in a lot of flavors and are pretty low calorie, fat free snacks. Plus, I make money off of my jellybean machine when others use it. Granted, it's usually just pennies and lately it's been returning them, but it's still like getting paid to eat...